It was sad to see how food company Northern Foods laid off a couple of thousand people, and, worse yet, the future of milkmen, who bring you fresh milk in the morning, now under threat. There is something truly in the rosy-cheeked British milkman in a taxi, which greets you on your way to work. He must have got up at four in the morning, but his face is always radiant smile, he was always polite to the elderly and uplifting lonely housewives in negligee. Nevertheless, despite the approaching end of this English tradition, I'm glad. Just like all the people riding to work. Because the wheel of these merry rosy milk jugs are transformed into other people willing to hurt anyone who gets them on the road. In this column, I wrote about the different types of drivers and the first would like to admit that most people still drive cars are more or less tolerant ... only if they sit behind the wheel of an ordinary, undistinguished machine. When Milkman goes to his own personal Sierra, he was polite and punctual, but when it is transplanted behind the wheel of his tank, he begins to mock others, who knocked out of his concept of the norm. Day is gaining momentum, electric battery behind him exhausted, and the rate of breast trolley falls almost to zero. 8.30 In the city stands in a large traffic jam, and only Supersensitive satellite system can detect the movement of dairy machinery. Milkman spit on everything. If he wanted to drive up to house number 23, he would stand exactly opposite the house number 23, and his deep care that he blocked traffic on the entire street. Other drivers honking and swear to kill him to tear off his head, but Merry Milkman pretends that he is not concerned. He is at work, he has turned his smile, and the residents at number 23 is not aware that the milk he brings himself Envoy of Lucifer. But the milkman - is not the worst option. Proud title of "worst" accrues to employees, exporting trash, - youngsters who, while returning to base, ritually slaughter goats and drinking their blood, without using a taxi. I want to understand why our garbage collectors are beginning to take out trash it in the morning, when half the population is still asleep, and the second is trying to get to work? Why can not they come at noon to rattle his shit and no it does not bother? In the middle of the days they can safely park in the middle of the road even for a whole hour, and none before that will not be the case. Next on the list are the drivers of vans. What makes these people think that their vehicle is three inches narrower than it actually is? Or they receive for each scrambled mirror for five pounds of premium? There is no spectacle more horrible than the narrow street with parked cars, on which is trying to get a van with three passengers. No, it does not reset the rate, which in itself is straining, and you are well aware that in a couple of seconds, loosen the expensive mirrors with driver's side. He rushes at a speed of at least one hundred miles per hour, and even worse, if it Astramax. I hesitate to say in what the company's cargo work most notorious maniacs. Feeders Evening Standart newspaper could well claim the laurels of the most suicidal people, but the title of the most brutal suicide I would give to drivers of postal vans. I have never seen the announcement of a set of drivers of postal vans, but I suspect that the employers insist that a summary of the applicants was a mandatory mark for participation in racing Grand Prix. Although they may simply recruit staff from the Department of schizophrenia in psychiatric hospitals. Understand what it was, after all these milkmen, postmen, garbage collectors, plumbers, carpenters and other people with hair in the style of Take That and white socks in the lives of most ordinary people. They live among us, drive regular cars, they are caring, nice and polite citizens. But everything changes once they get behind the wheel of his van. When I start to think about school buses, it is not afraid to joke. If the truck is so obviously change the psyche of a man who is taken in them, what the teachers are different from the others? The company Citroen, apparently familiar with this problem and therefore has opened special courses for school teachers held a one-day safe driving course. On these courses they tell you how to use security system, how to check the technical condition of the car and how to safely operate a vehicle. New pyatnadtsatimestny Citroen mini-van is equipped with three point seat belts and individual seats with high backrests. Everyone, of course, clear that such a school mini-van will be operated as if the driver knocks the smoke from his pants, but now in the event of an accident, after the teacher will come out of twisted cars and once again become an ordinary person, he can easily see that his wards are alive and well and everything is fine. Well, if they are not alive and well, he will be able to adequately assess the degree of injury and first aid.